Berkley Rose (berkley_rose) wrote in shakeitbuddy,
Berkley Rose
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The Best A Man Can Get

*twirls a rose* Well boys... Was the Valentine's fairy good to you? I bet you're all wondering how such a beautiful specimen of manhood fends you all off...

I'll let you into a little secret...

*sparkles fall and shimmer around him as he twirls and a spotlight appears*

Yes... That's right... I use Oil O' Ugly's skin tonic. A refreshing blend of speed and marijuana, it gently exfoliates and leaves a taste that's simply...

*whispers*

Irresistable...
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